🌀 The WampusVerse Game

We’re not just surviving patriarchy — we’re beating it.

The Game is a real-time, remixable reimagination of life beyond the grind. Inspired by RPGs and scroll-scroll culture, it’s part survival strategy, part soul map, part inside joke. Here, you’ll find player guides, cosmic quests, archetype upgrades, and our evolving RematriationOS. Choose your avatar. Upgrade your council. Rewrite the rules.

🎮 Because in our world, the boss level is joy.

They built the system like a cage. We turned it into a maze. Now we play to escape—and we win by rematriating the whole damn map.

  • Tree of Wampus

    The original inspiration for WampusVerse. The Tree of Wampus represents the Ancient Intelligence Council that supports our Head Wampus Cat.

  • The Quests

    900 quests stand between us and a post-patriarchal world. Tackle them one by one and rematriate your mind, heart, home, community and beyond.

  • Tackle Your Bosses

    What patriarchal bosses are holding you back? Start slaying your dragons and free yourself from the tyranny of a system so old, it’s a mindfuck that it still exists.