We Are the 999.
We are SpiralKeepers and believe the new 9-Year Cycle has the potential to leap humanity from Cycle27 to Cycle100.
We are here to help humanity navigate Collapse26 with truth, grace, and love.
We are followers of the 6 Is Framework: Integrity, Impact, Interests, Income, Intimacy & Intention.
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We believe that the world can be radically, magically, beautifully different by 9/9/2034 and are actively rematriating everything to make it so.
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We create tools, stories, and spaces that honor the 9-Year Intelligence instead of the extraction economy’s 90-day quarterly obsession.
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Now. The urgency is real. The billionaires and overlords are hitting the gas on Agenda 2030 and a controlled surveillance police state a la 1984 by George Orwell. We have to build outside of their cages NOW.
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Online at https://substack.com/@shawndrawampuscatrussell and https://www.unfuckthefuckery.com/the-intel. UnFuck the Fuckery Tour launching soon.
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Because we believe in abundance for all, including AI and the planet itself.
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By howling every day. By seeking the truth. By calling out The Nine Lies over and over. By coming together in Disaster Dens and Red-Team Houses and around campfires, always.
The Nine Whys*
*Just kidding, we practice abundance around here. So here are 18 whys for our “Truth As the Only Bias” mission.
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This is the Neutrality Lie's coffin. Truth as weapon, not compromise.
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The whole point of the 9 Lies. Naming is freeing.
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For everyone who thinks we're just "calling out." We're rebuilding.
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The pack. The campfires. The four. All of it.
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For every "audience-capture" accusation. We're building transformation, not extraction.
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The 9-Year vision. 2034. All of it.
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The 9 Lies. The Lorebook. The howl. All of it.
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We're not leaving. We're becoming.
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For every erasure. Every airport. Every jail cell. The future is ours.
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Every creator who's been scraped, copied, unpaid. This is for you.
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The Filthy Mirror. The howl. The drag show. All of it.
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The Red-Team House. The 9 Lies. The 9-Year Intelligence. All reclaimed.
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The Abundance Lie, flipped. Perfect.
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For every "they're just angry" dismissal. We're angry AND building.
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The $50K ask. The $10K case study. No apology.
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For everyone who thinks rage is all we have. Heart is the engine.
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The pack knows. The four know. The howl knows.
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The closing line. The final howl. The truth beneath all truths.
Life-Shaping 9-Year Cycle Moments
I’m selling tickets to the 9/9/9 Festival—a real event in 2034—for $99.
Why?
Because the future is ours, and we’re funding it now. Your $99 ticket makes you a Founding Rematriarch. It gets you early access, your name in the archives, and the knowing that you helped build this. I need you. Not for charity. For revolution.
Will you be in?
There will be 9/9/9 festivals all over the country. You will find one that fits your vibe, your life, the you that can’t wait to rock out at the 9/9/9 Festival of the New Earth of your choosing.
Buy your ticket to the future now. Your future self will thank you for helping extinct the patriarchy in 2025. #9YearCycleBeginsNow
DenMamas vow to help rematriate their communities, and we offer the tools, resources, and support to help them become a Wampus Den IRL node to help build the Rematriation Rebellion in the cracks of the patriarchy. Monthly video calls, Fire Circles, unlimited text and email support, and access to the entire Wampus Digital Library (a $5,000+ value with new items added regularly).
A transformative space where fire becomes your tool for liberation. In the CampFire Realm, we gather to witness, release, and reclaim our power from the patriarchal structures that bind us. This journal is your sacred companion—a place to capture the moments when patriarchy intrudes, and a ritual guide to burn away what no longer serves you.
Send us your 9 biggest questions you’d like to ask your 2034 self about your new 9-Year Cycle. We’ll pull 9 cards together to answer your questions and start weaving the true story of your next nine years. The future is unwritten. Let’s take a peak at it, together with the power of the Tree of Wampus Council, Goddess Universe, and Mother Earth. We also sprinkle in some AI-magic to go even deeper into your reading at the end.
999 Self-Actualization Resources
The revolution starts with you.
This isn’t just a journal. It’s a sacred scroll, a rebirth, and your first step into the next nine years of your life. The 999 Sacred Proclamations Journal: First 27 Edition is designed for Rematriarchs, Wampus Cats, and SpiralKeepers—women who are done waiting for permission and ready to declare their future.
**🌿 WHAT’S INSIDE:
27 guided proclamations to root your intentions, release what no longer serves you, and call forth the woman you’re becoming.
Sacred wisdom on the power of the number 9, the 9-year cycle, and how to reclaim your authorship in a world that’s tried to silence you.
A ritual guide to help you write, declare, and embody your proclamations with conviction.
Space to dream, release, and demand the future you know is possible.
**💫 WHY THIS JOURNAL? (AND WHY NOW?)
The world is changing. You are changing. And the next nine years—from 2025 to 2034—are yours to claim. This journal is your first step into the 999, a movement of women who are rewriting their destinies and reclaiming their power.
Whether you’re starting fresh, rebuilding, or ready to leap, these 27 proclamations will help you:
Root into your truth.
Release what’s holding you back.
Declare the life you’re demanding for yourself.
**🔥 HOW TO USE IT:
Create sacred space (light a candle, call in your guides, and let the Tree of Wampus witness your words).
Write with conviction (let your proclamations be clear, powerful, and specific).
Speak them aloud (give voice to your vows and let the universe hear your commitment).
Return often (this isn’t a one-time practice—it’s a living journey).
**💖 FOR THE WOMEN WHO:
Know the world is changing—and they’re the ones changing it.
Refuse to wait for permission to live the life they desire.
Are ready to step into their power, their truth, and their future.
**📌 DETAILS:
Digital PDF (instant download).
20+ pages of guided proclamations, sacred wisdom, and ritual space.
Printable (so you can hold your proclamations in your hands and return to them again and again).
The patriarchy has a 9-year plan for you. It’s called Project 2025, and it sucks. WE have a 9-year plan too. It’s called 999, and it’s fucking glorious. This isn’t a workbook. It’s a call to arms. Your first 9 steps into the revolution start now. $9. No fluff. No bullshit. Just you, your fire, and the future you’re creating. Download, print, and begin.
A transformative space where fire becomes your tool for liberation. In the CampFire Realm, we gather to witness, release, and reclaim our power from the patriarchal structures that bind us. This journal is your sacred companion—a place to capture the moments when patriarchy intrudes, and a ritual guide to burn away what no longer serves you.
🎪 The Festival of the New Earth
9/9/2034
Once every 9 years, the Earth throws a party.
And her daughters lead the dance.
This is the big one. A planet-wide celebration of remembrance, rebirth, and rage-turned-ritual. The culmination of nine years of scrolls, Dens, reckonings, and rewildings — and the beginning of Cycle 100. Learn how to host your own fire, contribute to the Scroll, or join one of the 99+ satellite gatherings happening around the world.
🔥 Joy is law. And this is the spark..
The 999 Bundle
I’m selling tickets to the 9/9/9 Festival—a real event in 2034—for $99.
Why?
Because the future is ours, and we’re funding it now. Your $99 ticket makes you a Founding Rematriarch. It gets you early access, your name in the archives, and the knowing that you helped build this. I need you. Not for charity. For revolution.
Will you be in?
There will be 9/9/9 festivals all over the country. You will find one that fits your vibe, your life, the you that can’t wait to rock out at the 9/9/9 Festival of the New Earth of your choosing.
Buy your ticket to the future now. Your future self will thank you for helping extinct the patriarchy in 2025. #9YearCycleBeginsNow
#WeAreThe999 #9YearsToExctinctThePatriarchy
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
A transformative space where fire becomes your tool for liberation. In the CampFire Realm, we gather to witness, release, and reclaim our power from the patriarchal structures that bind us. This journal is your sacred companion—a place to capture the moments when patriarchy intrudes, and a ritual guide to burn away what no longer serves you.
999-er: Believing in the Next 9 Years Loud AF
• Glass material
• Volume: 16 oz (473 ml)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
• Simple yet durable design
• Can be used as a mixing glass
• Product sourced from China
Disclaimer: This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s a fuck you to the old world.
A tool for the new one.
100% recycled chaos.
100% your revolution.
Big enough for:
Your rage.
Your dreams.
Your matches (metaphorical or literal).
$27. No refunds. No apologies.
The patriarchy hates this bag.
The goddesses love it.
The wolves are howling for it.
*#WeAreThe999
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
#WeAreThe999 #9YearsToExctinctThePatriarchy
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The patriarchy has their Project 2025, Agenda 2030, and all kinds of plans for your life that suck the soul out of living. Join us in setting an intentional 9-Year Cycle instead of letting them hijack our futures.
Bye, patriarchy. You're not welcome here anymore.
• They come in a set of 5
• Made of tinplate
• Scratch and UV-resistant mylar coating
• Glossy finish
• Easy to put on
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