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I’m selling tickets to the 9/9/9 Festival—a real event in 2034—for $99.
Why?
Because the future is ours, and we’re funding it now. Your $99 ticket makes you a Founding Rematriarch. It gets you early access, your name in the archives, and the knowing that you helped build this. I need you. Not for charity. For revolution.
Will you be in?
There will be 9/9/9 festivals all over the country. You will find one that fits your vibe, your life, the you that can’t wait to rock out at the 9/9/9 Festival of the New Earth of your choosing.
Buy your ticket to the future now. Your future self will thank you for helping extinct the patriarchy in 2025. #9YearCycleBeginsNow
I’m selling tickets to the 9/9/9 Festival—a real event in 2034—for $99.
Why?
Because the future is ours, and we’re funding it now. Your $99 ticket makes you a Founding Rematriarch. It gets you early access, your name in the archives, and the knowing that you helped build this. I need you. Not for charity. For revolution.
Will you be in?
There will be 9/9/9 festivals all over the country. You will find one that fits your vibe, your life, the you that can’t wait to rock out at the 9/9/9 Festival of the New Earth of your choosing.
Buy your ticket to the future now. Your future self will thank you for helping extinct the patriarchy in 2025. #9YearCycleBeginsNow