In a WampusVerse Galaxy…
Far, Far Away from the
eXtraction eCONomy’s
15-minute Cryptobiomes.
Seeking stewards to help us activate 9 CampFire Realms by 2034. Forged in the seams of the global grid, these IRL nodes will be sovereign, AI-native & off-grid. Ready for the next blackout, disaster, or apocalypse.
CampFire Realm #1: Scotland
Behold, Kinloch Castle on the Isle of Rum. It must be saved, and another remote hotel isn’t going to cut it. We must think in terms of 15-day journeys, not 15-minute cities.
CampFire Realm #2: Greece
Makri Island in Greece is a debt-ridden legal nightmare. Which makes it perfect for the CampFire Kingdoms constellation. Up for auction November 2026 for €247k.
CampFire Realm #3: Spain
Abandoned villages are everywhere. Spain has hundreds. They are not looking for developers. They are looking for a stewards.
CampFire Realm #4: Australia
Toogoom Island: Ready to howl immediately. The infrastructure is already there. The airstrip, the solar, the fleet. This is the "move in tomorrow and start broadcasting" node.
CampFire Realm #5: Africa
Ilha Situ: A proven node. 15 years of operation. Staff, equipment, and reputation. You would not be building. You would be stepping into a legacy.
CampFire Realm #6: Vietnam
Bac Ninh: The rewilding node. An entire village, abandoned and overgrown. 22.5 hectares of empty villas rotting in the Vietnamese humidity. This is the "untouchable" node.
CampFire Realm #7: Cabo Verde
The bridge node. Off-grid, solar-powered, affordable, and close to Europe and Africa. This is the node you use to learn how to run the other nodes.
CampFire Realm #8: Canada
Harrison Lake, British Columbia. Boat access only. Off-grid. West-facing views. A 10-minute boat ride from the marina. This is the bridge — between the old world and the new. The extraction economy cannot reach it by car. The extraction economy cannot finance it. The extraction economy does not know it exists.
CampFire Realm #9: Philippines
An eco-resort with 125 meters of white sand beachfront. Or a private island. The Last Frontier absolutely needs a node in the CampFire Realms constellation.
CampFire Realm #Wildcard: Greenland
The Arctic. The extraction economy wants to own it. The US president wants to buy it. The people have already said no. The 90 wants to partner with it. Not to own. To support.
Greenland is not for sale. Greenland is for stewards.
If you are a steward—someone who understands that the Arctic is not a resource, but a home—talk to us.
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999 CampFire Realms by 2034
Sovereign nodes in the constellation—far from the extraction economy, closer to the dark sky.
CampFire Realms are places where the pack gathers, where the fire burns, where the howl echoes. They are castles on Scottish islands, abandoned villages in Spain, and debt-ridden Greek paradises. The extraction economy cannot touch them because the extraction economy does not know they exist—until it’s too late.