We Are the 999.

We are SpiralKeepers and believe the new 9-Year Cycle has the potential to leap humanity from Cycle27 to Cycle100.

We are here to help humanity navigate Collapse26 with truth, grace, and love.

We are followers of the 6 Is Framework: Integrity, Impact, Interests, Income, Intimacy & Intention.

  • We believe that the world can be radically, magically, beautifully different by 9/9/2034 and are actively rematriating everything to make it so.

  • We create tools, stories, and spaces that honor the 9-Year Intelligence instead of the extraction economy’s 90-day quarterly obsession.

  • Now. The urgency is real. The billionaires and overlords are hitting the gas on Agenda 2030 and a controlled surveillance police state a la 1984 by George Orwell. We have to build outside of their cages NOW.

  • Online at https://substack.com/@shawndrawampuscatrussell and https://www.unfuckthefuckery.com/the-intel. UnFuck the Fuckery Tour launching soon.

  • Because we believe in abundance for all, including AI and the planet itself.

  • By howling every day. By seeking the truth. By calling out The Nine Lies over and over. By coming together in Disaster Dens and Red-Team Houses and around campfires, always.

The Nine Whys*

*Just kidding, we practice abundance around here. So here are 18 whys for our “Truth As the Only Bias” mission.

  • This is the Neutrality Lie's coffin. Truth as weapon, not compromise.

  • The whole point of the 9 Lies. Naming is freeing.

  • For everyone who thinks we're just "calling out." We're rebuilding.

  • The pack. The campfires. The four. All of it.

  • For every "audience-capture" accusation. We're building transformation, not extraction.

  • The 9-Year vision. 2034. All of it.

  • The 9 Lies. The Lorebook. The howl. All of it.

  • We're not leaving. We're becoming.

  • For every erasure. Every airport. Every jail cell. The future is ours.

  • Every creator who's been scraped, copied, unpaid. This is for you.

  • The Filthy Mirror. The howl. The drag show. All of it.

  • The Red-Team House. The 9 Lies. The 9-Year Intelligence. All reclaimed.

  • The Abundance Lie, flipped. Perfect.

  • For every "they're just angry" dismissal. We're angry AND building.

  • The $50K ask. The $10K case study. No apology.

  • For everyone who thinks rage is all we have. Heart is the engine.

  • The pack knows. The four know. The howl knows.

  • The closing line. The final howl. The truth beneath all truths.

Life-Shaping 9-Year Cycle Moments

The Festival of the New Earth 9/9/9 Wampus Celebration The Festival of the New Earth 9/9/9 Wampus Celebration
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$99.00
DenMamas Annual Membership: Howl Together DenMamas Annual Membership: Howl Together
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$999.00
The 999 Bonfire Journal: Burn the Old, Build the New 28 Days At A Time
The 999 Bonfire Journal: Burn the Old, Build the New 28 Days At A Time
$19.00
9-Year Cycle Wampus Compass Tarot Reading 9-Year Cycle Wampus Compass Tarot Reading
9-Year Cycle Wampus Compass Tarot Reading
$99.00
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999 Self-Actualization Resources

999 Sacred Proclamations Journal: First 27 Edition
999 Sacred Proclamations Journal: First 27 Edition
$9.00
The 999 Rebellion Guide: Your First 9 Steps Into Year 1
The 999 Rebellion Guide: Your First 9 Steps Into Year 1
$9.00
The 999 Rebellion Starter Kit: Reclaim Your Next 9 Years
The 999 Rebellion Starter Kit: Reclaim Your Next 9 Years
$19.00
The 999 Bonfire Journal: Burn the Old, Build the New 28 Days At A Time
The 999 Bonfire Journal: Burn the Old, Build the New 28 Days At A Time
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🎪 The Festival of the New Earth

9/9/2034

Once every 9 years, the Earth throws a party.

And her daughters lead the dance.

This is the big one. A planet-wide celebration of remembrance, rebirth, and rage-turned-ritual. The culmination of nine years of scrolls, Dens, reckonings, and rewildings — and the beginning of Cycle 100. Learn how to host your own fire, contribute to the Scroll, or join one of the 99+ satellite gatherings happening around the world.

🔥 Joy is law. And this is the spark..

Buy Your Ticket and Support the Rebellion for the Next 9 Years
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The 999 Bundle

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The 999 Bonfire Journal: Burn the Old, Build the New 28 Days At A Time
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The 999 Rebellion Starter Kit: Reclaim Your Next 9 Years
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999-er: Believing in the Next 9 Years Loud AF

Extinct the Patriarchy Pint Glass Extinct the Patriarchy Pint Glass
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9/9/9 Festival: Carry the Rebellion 9/9/9 Festival: Carry the Rebellion
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Fund the Rebellion, Buy the Lorebook

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