999 Sweatpants: The Patriarchy Wish They Had Gear This Cute

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No one is out here wearing Project 2050 or Agenda 2030 gear... but us 999ers know that some days, you need to put on your comfiest pants to not leave the house, but you still want to stick it to the patriarchy.

Guess what? They hate the 999 movement and that we plan to extinct the patriarchy by 9/9/2034. But they've had their turn and have us on the brink of collapse. So, step aside, fellas, extractionists, and hierarchal thinkers.... 999ers are here, and we have cute gear.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• 5-thread stitching
• Cuffed and side-seamed legs
• Elastic inside the waistband
• Flat drawstrings in a matching color
• 2 cross pockets in front
• 1 top-stitched patch pocket on the back of the right leg
• Ribbed waist, cuffs, and gusset at crotch
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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No one is out here wearing Project 2050 or Agenda 2030 gear... but us 999ers know that some days, you need to put on your comfiest pants to not leave the house, but you still want to stick it to the patriarchy.

Guess what? They hate the 999 movement and that we plan to extinct the patriarchy by 9/9/2034. But they've had their turn and have us on the brink of collapse. So, step aside, fellas, extractionists, and hierarchal thinkers.... 999ers are here, and we have cute gear.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• 5-thread stitching
• Cuffed and side-seamed legs
• Elastic inside the waistband
• Flat drawstrings in a matching color
• 2 cross pockets in front
• 1 top-stitched patch pocket on the back of the right leg
• Ribbed waist, cuffs, and gusset at crotch
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!