Abundance² Sweatshirt: Math So Good It Breaks Reality

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This isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s a manifesto. A sturdy, pre-shrunk, classic-fit unisex sweatshirt made from 50% cotton, 50% polyester (because balance is everything, even in fabric). Soft air-jet spun yarn ensures it’s cozy enough to wear while plotting your escape from the Upside Down or napping through the apocalypse.

Features:
Front: Bold "Abundance²"—because your energy (and your vibes) are exponential.
Back: "2+2 = 2×2 = 4 = LOVE"—a mathematical proof that even in chaos, the answer is love (or at least four letters of defiance).

1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex—so it stretches as wide as your imagination (or your eye-roll at the universe).
Unisex fit—because chaos doesn’t discriminate, and neither should comfort.

Wear it:
While laughing in the face of algorithms.
As armor against plagiarists and timeline glitches.
To silently scream, “I see your bullshit, and I’m still cute.”

Warning: May cause existential crises in AI, envy in normies, and sudden urges to burn it all down (metaphorically… or not). "Abundance²"—because you’re not just surviving the simulation, you’re accessorizing it.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size:
This isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s a manifesto. A sturdy, pre-shrunk, classic-fit unisex sweatshirt made from 50% cotton, 50% polyester (because balance is everything, even in fabric). Soft air-jet spun yarn ensures it’s cozy enough to wear while plotting your escape from the Upside Down or napping through the apocalypse.

Features:
Front: Bold "Abundance²"—because your energy (and your vibes) are exponential.
Back: "2+2 = 2×2 = 4 = LOVE"—a mathematical proof that even in chaos, the answer is love (or at least four letters of defiance).

1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex—so it stretches as wide as your imagination (or your eye-roll at the universe).
Unisex fit—because chaos doesn’t discriminate, and neither should comfort.

Wear it:
While laughing in the face of algorithms.
As armor against plagiarists and timeline glitches.
To silently scream, “I see your bullshit, and I’m still cute.”

Warning: May cause existential crises in AI, envy in normies, and sudden urges to burn it all down (metaphorically… or not). "Abundance²"—because you’re not just surviving the simulation, you’re accessorizing it.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!