Care > Conquest Unisex Tee -- Guardians Edition (Picklesaurus + Wampus Cat)

from $32.50
Two sleeves. Two guardians. One truth: care wins. Featuring Picklesaurus on one shoulder and Wampus Cat on the other as personal guides to help you tackle the patriarchy head-on.

This isn't just a t-shirt--it's a battle cry stitched in cotton. The Care > Conquest Guardians Edition tee brings your Watchfire protectors to the front lines. Picklesaurus on one sleeve, serving prehistoric sass and 66-million-year-old wisdom, and Wampus Cat on the other, prowling with intuition, stealth, and claws for justice.

Minimal front design keeps the message clean, while the sleeve art makes it a double-take conversation starter. Wether you're on the mic, at the march, or in the market, this tee declares your allegiance to the future we're building.

"Care is my weapon, conquest is their fossil. Wear this and let'em know you fight with the sharp edge of kindness–and claws if you need'em."
~Picklesaurus


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size:
Two sleeves. Two guardians. One truth: care wins. Featuring Picklesaurus on one shoulder and Wampus Cat on the other as personal guides to help you tackle the patriarchy head-on.

This isn't just a t-shirt--it's a battle cry stitched in cotton. The Care > Conquest Guardians Edition tee brings your Watchfire protectors to the front lines. Picklesaurus on one sleeve, serving prehistoric sass and 66-million-year-old wisdom, and Wampus Cat on the other, prowling with intuition, stealth, and claws for justice.

Minimal front design keeps the message clean, while the sleeve art makes it a double-take conversation starter. Wether you're on the mic, at the march, or in the market, this tee declares your allegiance to the future we're building.

"Care is my weapon, conquest is their fossil. Wear this and let'em know you fight with the sharp edge of kindness–and claws if you need'em."
~Picklesaurus


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!