Extinction Sauce All-Over Ritual Apron

$32.50
This isn't just an apron. It's armor for the end times. Designed for creators, chaos witches, and scrollkeepers who stir their spells with a wooden spoon in one hand and a mic in the other, this all-over print masterpiece brings heat, humor, and holy disruption into your kitchen, studio, or livestream lair.

Whether you're:
*Rage-baking banana bread after a scrollstream
*Preserving your boundaries in literal jars
*Or serving cosmic tea to your ancestors...

This apron shows up bold. Just like you.

"If I'm going extinct, I'm doing it in style--covered in sauce, screaming scrolls, and looking delicious." ~ Picklesaurus

• 100% polyester
• Size: 27.6″ × 30.3″ (70 cm × 77 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (310 g)
• Button-adjustable black twill straps
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This isn't just an apron. It's armor for the end times. Designed for creators, chaos witches, and scrollkeepers who stir their spells with a wooden spoon in one hand and a mic in the other, this all-over print masterpiece brings heat, humor, and holy disruption into your kitchen, studio, or livestream lair.

Whether you're:
*Rage-baking banana bread after a scrollstream
*Preserving your boundaries in literal jars
*Or serving cosmic tea to your ancestors...

This apron shows up bold. Just like you.

"If I'm going extinct, I'm doing it in style--covered in sauce, screaming scrolls, and looking delicious." ~ Picklesaurus

• 100% polyester
• Size: 27.6″ × 30.3″ (70 cm × 77 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (310 g)
• Button-adjustable black twill straps
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!