Hex His Dick Crop Hoodie--Back Mic Drop Edition (*not all dicks)

from $47.50
If they're scared we can actually hex it, then they should have behaved better...

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a hex in motion. The Hex His Dick Back Mic Drop Edition* keeps the front clean and bold, then delivers the punchline across the shoulders: not all dicks.

It’s rebellion stitched in fleece, made for firelight covens, Halloween chaos, and anyone who’s tired of excuses.

🕸️ Why you’ll love it:
Bold front.
Cheeky back.
Statement everywhere.

Limited Halloween Hex Collection drop — disappears November 1.
~Just like your ex. Time for a hex!~

Designed for coven members, chaos causers, and everyday witches who know how to hex back with humor.

The spell is simple: Receipts + Relics + Rage.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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If they're scared we can actually hex it, then they should have behaved better...

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a hex in motion. The Hex His Dick Back Mic Drop Edition* keeps the front clean and bold, then delivers the punchline across the shoulders: not all dicks.

It’s rebellion stitched in fleece, made for firelight covens, Halloween chaos, and anyone who’s tired of excuses.

🕸️ Why you’ll love it:
Bold front.
Cheeky back.
Statement everywhere.

Limited Halloween Hex Collection drop — disappears November 1.
~Just like your ex. Time for a hex!~

Designed for coven members, chaos causers, and everyday witches who know how to hex back with humor.

The spell is simple: Receipts + Relics + Rage.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!