If they’re scared we can actually hex it, then they should have behaved better.
Say it loud, say it proud, say it right on the front. The Front Sass Edition puts Hex His D!ck front and center—and drops the cheeky asterisk note (not all d!cks) right below. No waiting for the walkaway moment, no guessing games—just instant spellcasting energy.
*Plus, Picklesaurus Witch winking from the sleeve*
🕸️ Why You’ll Love It:
*Reads bold, cheeky, and clear from the jump
*Gives a wink of nuance without watering down the sass
*Part of the Halloween Hex Collection — disappears after October 31
The spell is simple: Receipts + Relics + Rage.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If they’re scared we can actually hex it, then they should have behaved better.
Say it loud, say it proud, say it right on the front. The Front Sass Edition puts Hex His D!ck front and center—and drops the cheeky asterisk note (not all d!cks) right below. No waiting for the walkaway moment, no guessing games—just instant spellcasting energy.
*Plus, Picklesaurus Witch winking from the sleeve*
🕸️ Why You’ll Love It:
*Reads bold, cheeky, and clear from the jump
*Gives a wink of nuance without watering down the sass
*Part of the Halloween Hex Collection — disappears after October 31
The spell is simple: Receipts + Relics + Rage.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
