Hex His Dick Crop Hoodie, Stripped Down Edition (Grey: 100 Only)
from $39.50
This is the sweatshirt that doesn’t whisper — it howls. 🐺 The Hex His Dick – Stripped Down edition cuts out the frills and leaves you with nothing but the raw spellwork: bold, unflinching, and impossible to ignore.
It’s not about the extras. It’s not about subtle. It’s about walking into the world with the kind of energy that makes the room pause, smirk, and maybe clutch their pearls. Think of it as your wearable cauldron: equal parts rebellion, comedy, and cosmic justice, stirred together and poured into the softest, coziest sweatshirt you’ll ever own.
Perfect for:
Channeling wolf-pack vibes with your coven.
Stirring the pot (literally or metaphorically).
Fireside nights where the stories turn into spells.
Reminding the world that a little rage, a little humor, and a whole lot of witchcraft can change everything.
Made for witches, wolves, and warriors who know a hex can be both hilarious and holy. Throw it on, pour the brine, and let them howl — because this stripped-down version proves you don’t need embellishments to deliver a curse that sticks.
If they’re scared we can actually hex it, then they should have behaved better.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size:
This is the sweatshirt that doesn’t whisper — it howls. 🐺 The Hex His Dick – Stripped Down edition cuts out the frills and leaves you with nothing but the raw spellwork: bold, unflinching, and impossible to ignore.
It’s not about the extras. It’s not about subtle. It’s about walking into the world with the kind of energy that makes the room pause, smirk, and maybe clutch their pearls. Think of it as your wearable cauldron: equal parts rebellion, comedy, and cosmic justice, stirred together and poured into the softest, coziest sweatshirt you’ll ever own.
Perfect for:
Channeling wolf-pack vibes with your coven.
Stirring the pot (literally or metaphorically).
Fireside nights where the stories turn into spells.
Reminding the world that a little rage, a little humor, and a whole lot of witchcraft can change everything.
Made for witches, wolves, and warriors who know a hex can be both hilarious and holy. Throw it on, pour the brine, and let them howl — because this stripped-down version proves you don’t need embellishments to deliver a curse that sticks.
If they’re scared we can actually hex it, then they should have behaved better.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
