Pickle Jar Priestess Apron

$27.50
This isn't your average kitchen apron--it's a ceremonial shield for the High Priestess of Glitch + Brine. Whether you're stirring spells, prepping a post-patriarchal feast, or going live with flour on your face, this embroidered relic is designed to protect your power and your outfit.

*Two front pockets: scroll stashers
*Neck loop: sacred loop of containment
*Embroidered sigil: ancient tech protection
*Machine washable because even priestesses spill stuff sometimes

Made for rage cooks, dive snackers, scroll scribes, and boundary bakers alike.

Picklesaurus says, " They tried to season me with silence. I brined myself in sacred rage instead."

• 70% polyester, 30% cotton
• Fabric weight: 9 oz/yd² (305 g/m²)
• Size: 20″ × 30″ (50.8 cm × 76.2 cm)
• Adjustable neck loop and long ties
• Two front pockets
• Blank product sourced from China


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This isn't your average kitchen apron--it's a ceremonial shield for the High Priestess of Glitch + Brine. Whether you're stirring spells, prepping a post-patriarchal feast, or going live with flour on your face, this embroidered relic is designed to protect your power and your outfit.

*Two front pockets: scroll stashers
*Neck loop: sacred loop of containment
*Embroidered sigil: ancient tech protection
*Machine washable because even priestesses spill stuff sometimes

Made for rage cooks, dive snackers, scroll scribes, and boundary bakers alike.

Picklesaurus says, " They tried to season me with silence. I brined myself in sacred rage instead."

• 70% polyester, 30% cotton
• Fabric weight: 9 oz/yd² (305 g/m²)
• Size: 20″ × 30″ (50.8 cm × 76.2 cm)
• Adjustable neck loop and long ties
• Two front pockets
• Blank product sourced from China


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!