Picklesaurus = Patriarchy Emotional Support Plush T-Shirt

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You asked for comfort. We gave you prehistoric feminist on a flying carpet.

This black tee features Picklesaurus in all her plushy glory--ready to rage, roast, and remind you that healing is not linear, it's meteor-shaped.

Front reads: Picklesaurus = Patriarchy Emotional Support Plush
Back reads: Side effects may include: clarity, rage, and revolutionary tenderness.

Wear it for your livestream. Wear it to therapy. Wear it while kicking down the door of your own rebirth.

This is not just merch. This is armor with a giggle. A scrollstream-certified statement tee for Wampus Cats, Rematriarchs, and anyone out here dissolveing system with a soft roar and snack breaks.

"I'm not here to comfort the system. I'm here to comfort the survivors."
~ Picklesaurus
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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You asked for comfort. We gave you prehistoric feminist on a flying carpet.

This black tee features Picklesaurus in all her plushy glory--ready to rage, roast, and remind you that healing is not linear, it's meteor-shaped.

Front reads: Picklesaurus = Patriarchy Emotional Support Plush
Back reads: Side effects may include: clarity, rage, and revolutionary tenderness.

Wear it for your livestream. Wear it to therapy. Wear it while kicking down the door of your own rebirth.

This is not just merch. This is armor with a giggle. A scrollstream-certified statement tee for Wampus Cats, Rematriarchs, and anyone out here dissolveing system with a soft roar and snack breaks.

"I'm not here to comfort the system. I'm here to comfort the survivors."
~ Picklesaurus
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!