January 10–17, 2026 | Asheville, NC
🔥 Only 6 spots available
💸 $1,500 for 7-night immersion ($500 deposit)
You’re not booking a retreat.
You’re stepping into a new timeline.
This is the first-ever 7-day Wampus immersion.
A sacred week designed to rewild your soul, reclaim your cycle, and craft the next 9 years of your life with courage, clarity, and cosmic fire.
This is where the Scrolls come alive.
This is where the future begins.
7 nights in a private creative sanctuary in the Asheville mountains
A full dive into the RematriationOS system
Daily rituals, fire circles, dreamwork, and creative quests
Full outline of your personal 9-Year Cycle using the Wampus Compass
Guest facilitators in somatic healing, sound baths, or herbalism (rotating lineup)
Rematriation Adventure
Nourishing local meals, elixirs, and evening cacao, mocktails/cocktails/ endless tea and coffee
Printed Spiralkeepers Journal, Wampus Quest Cards, and ceremonial keepsakes as part of your Wampus Cat Initiation Box
A radical, real community of wild-hearted women
Because this isn’t a “New Year, New Me” marketing gimmick.
This is January 2026 — the beginning of the 9/9/9 cycle.
And if you want to build a post-patriarchal life…you’ve got to do more than dream it.
You’ve got to root it.
$500 deposit required to hold your spot (pay in full at time of booking and save $100)
Remaining balance due by December 10, 2025
Secure your place in the very first Wampus Week immersion!
Only 6 spots.
This will sell out.
And you’ve waited long enough.
Let’s burn the old blueprints and build your masterpiece.
🌀 The future is matriarchal. Let’s design it together.
*Note: this purchase only covers your $500 deposit. You will receive an invoice on December 1, 2025 for the remaining balance if not already received. Balance due by December 10, 2025.
January 10–17, 2026 | Asheville, NC
🔥 Only 6 spots available
💸 $1,500 for 7-night immersion ($500 deposit)
You’re not booking a retreat.
You’re stepping into a new timeline.
This is the first-ever 7-day Wampus immersion.
A sacred week designed to rewild your soul, reclaim your cycle, and craft the next 9 years of your life with courage, clarity, and cosmic fire.
This is where the Scrolls come alive.
This is where the future begins.
7 nights in a private creative sanctuary in the Asheville mountains
A full dive into the RematriationOS system
Daily rituals, fire circles, dreamwork, and creative quests
Full outline of your personal 9-Year Cycle using the Wampus Compass
Guest facilitators in somatic healing, sound baths, or herbalism (rotating lineup)
Rematriation Adventure
Nourishing local meals, elixirs, and evening cacao, mocktails/cocktails/ endless tea and coffee
Printed Spiralkeepers Journal, Wampus Quest Cards, and ceremonial keepsakes as part of your Wampus Cat Initiation Box
A radical, real community of wild-hearted women
Because this isn’t a “New Year, New Me” marketing gimmick.
This is January 2026 — the beginning of the 9/9/9 cycle.
And if you want to build a post-patriarchal life…you’ve got to do more than dream it.
You’ve got to root it.
$500 deposit required to hold your spot (pay in full at time of booking and save $100)
Remaining balance due by December 10, 2025
Secure your place in the very first Wampus Week immersion!
Only 6 spots.
This will sell out.
And you’ve waited long enough.
Let’s burn the old blueprints and build your masterpiece.
🌀 The future is matriarchal. Let’s design it together.
*Note: this purchase only covers your $500 deposit. You will receive an invoice on December 1, 2025 for the remaining balance if not already received. Balance due by December 10, 2025.
