








Sacred Spills & Scrolls Picklesaurus Hand Towel
$14.50
Not just a towel.
This is a multi-dimensional utility cloth for wiping down counters, altars, mics, tears, baby cheeks, and the sweat of collapse-fueled creativity.
Perfect for:
*Cleaning up kitchen chaos after conjuring Extinction Sauce
*Dabbing your third eye mid-scrollstream
*Wrapping sacred objects that don't like algorithm dust
Soft, durable, and full of righteous purpose--just like you.
"I don't clean. I consecreate." ~Picklesaurus
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This is a multi-dimensional utility cloth for wiping down counters, altars, mics, tears, baby cheeks, and the sweat of collapse-fueled creativity.
Perfect for:
*Cleaning up kitchen chaos after conjuring Extinction Sauce
*Dabbing your third eye mid-scrollstream
*Wrapping sacred objects that don't like algorithm dust
Soft, durable, and full of righteous purpose--just like you.
"I don't clean. I consecreate." ~Picklesaurus
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Not just a towel.
This is a multi-dimensional utility cloth for wiping down counters, altars, mics, tears, baby cheeks, and the sweat of collapse-fueled creativity.
Perfect for:
*Cleaning up kitchen chaos after conjuring Extinction Sauce
*Dabbing your third eye mid-scrollstream
*Wrapping sacred objects that don't like algorithm dust
Soft, durable, and full of righteous purpose--just like you.
"I don't clean. I consecreate." ~Picklesaurus
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This is a multi-dimensional utility cloth for wiping down counters, altars, mics, tears, baby cheeks, and the sweat of collapse-fueled creativity.
Perfect for:
*Cleaning up kitchen chaos after conjuring Extinction Sauce
*Dabbing your third eye mid-scrollstream
*Wrapping sacred objects that don't like algorithm dust
Soft, durable, and full of righteous purpose--just like you.
"I don't clean. I consecreate." ~Picklesaurus
• 52% polyester, 48% cotton
• Soft polyester front and absorbent white cotton back
• Fabric weight: 14.1 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 16″ × 28″ (40.6cm × 71.1 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C). Not suitable for bleaching, ironing, dry cleaning, or tumble drying with heat.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!