This tote is what happens when addition and multiplication fall madly in love and make a baby named Balance. It's cosmic math, Wampus-style: proof that collaboration and expansion are actually the same thing wearing different chapstick.
Front: 2+2 x 2x2 = 4 — because symmetry is sexy.
Back: A rogue pink Wampus Cat Paw Print. A rare sighting out in the wild. And to preemptively block the patriarchy from engaging with you when you're trying to live your life, "The Math Checks Out" will let them know you don't play with manboys.
Haul your digital justice gear, your ingredients for Hex His Dick soup, and your existential revelations in this bag of cosmic winkery. Each stitch whispers, "You are the equation AND the symmetry."
Equal parts math, myth, and market run.
"Carry abundance. Drop the algorithm." ~ Tree of Wampus Council
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For when the Universe finally shows her work.
This tote is what happens when addition and multiplication fall madly in love and make a baby named Balance. It's cosmic math, Wampus-style: proof that collaboration and expansion are actually the same thing wearing different chapstick.
Front: 2+2 x 2x2 = 4 — because symmetry is sexy.
Back: A rogue pink Wampus Cat Paw Print. A rare sighting out in the wild. And to preemptively block the patriarchy from engaging with you when you're trying to live your life, "The Math Checks Out" will let them know you don't play with manboys.
Haul your digital justice gear, your ingredients for Hex His Dick soup, and your existential revelations in this bag of cosmic winkery. Each stitch whispers, "You are the equation AND the symmetry."
Equal parts math, myth, and market run.
"Carry abundance. Drop the algorithm." ~ Tree of Wampus Council
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India
Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
