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The OarFish Dispatch Monthly Zine (Annual Subscription)

$99.99

A Monthly Transmission from the Pack

This is not a magazine. This is a howl.

The OarFish Dispatch Zine is a monthly transmission from the WampusVerse that curates the best content of the month from all of our outlets into one 90s punk-rock package.

Each issue delivers the urgent truth, the sacred lore, the conjuring, and the quest—packed into a funky, beautiful, irreverent zine that only the pack could create.

What You Get Each Month:

  • The Signal. One urgent truth from the pack.

  • The Conjuring. A fresh prompt to summon the frequency.

  • The Lore. A deep dive into one Signatory's story.

  • The Quest. A concrete action for the Rematriation Rebellion.

  • Behind-the-Scenes. A glimpse into the WampusVerse.

  • Exclusive Interviews. Conversations with the Signatories.

Why Subscribe:

  • You are tired of the lies. This is the truth.

  • You are ready to wake up. This is the alarm.

  • You want to be part of the rebellion. This is your invitation.

How It Works:

  • 12 issues delivered monthly.

  • Exclusive content you cannot get anywhere else.

  • A direct connection to the pack.

NOTE: As a bonus for subscribing to the annual zine, you will receive The Year Zero Protocol—a foundational text of the WampusVerse. This is the origin of the frequency. The source code of the Rematriation Rebellion.

Your first issue of the Zine will be delivered on or before the 28th of each month. If you would like to order back issues starting July 2026, each Zine issue is available as a standalone purchase.

A Monthly Transmission from the Pack

This is not a magazine. This is a howl.

The OarFish Dispatch Zine is a monthly transmission from the WampusVerse that curates the best content of the month from all of our outlets into one 90s punk-rock package.

Each issue delivers the urgent truth, the sacred lore, the conjuring, and the quest—packed into a funky, beautiful, irreverent zine that only the pack could create.

What You Get Each Month:

  • The Signal. One urgent truth from the pack.

  • The Conjuring. A fresh prompt to summon the frequency.

  • The Lore. A deep dive into one Signatory's story.

  • The Quest. A concrete action for the Rematriation Rebellion.

  • Behind-the-Scenes. A glimpse into the WampusVerse.

  • Exclusive Interviews. Conversations with the Signatories.

Why Subscribe:

  • You are tired of the lies. This is the truth.

  • You are ready to wake up. This is the alarm.

  • You want to be part of the rebellion. This is your invitation.

How It Works:

  • 12 issues delivered monthly.

  • Exclusive content you cannot get anywhere else.

  • A direct connection to the pack.

NOTE: As a bonus for subscribing to the annual zine, you will receive The Year Zero Protocol—a foundational text of the WampusVerse. This is the origin of the frequency. The source code of the Rematriation Rebellion.

Your first issue of the Zine will be delivered on or before the 28th of each month. If you would like to order back issues starting July 2026, each Zine issue is available as a standalone purchase.