This isn’t a t-shirt.
It’s a wearable declaration.
A soft, pink battle flag for those done fighting with fists and ready to win with joy.
Featuring Picklesaurus reigning serene in her bubble bath — because revolution doesn’t have to be loud to be unstoppable — and the words JOY IS LAW etched below like a sacred command.
Turn around, and find the Wampus Cat printed small but fierce over your heart — a sigil for those who know.
WEAR THIS IF:
*You’re done asking for a seat at a broken table.
*You believe abundance feels like a shared meal, not a stacked wallet.
*You’re ready to block off your street and host a potluck just because.
*You know the most radical thing you can do in a collapsing system is stay soft, stay joyful, and stay connected.
THE FIRST DOLLAR from every sale doesn’t go into a brand — it goes into the WampusVerse Sovereignty Fund.
That means you’re not buying a shirt.
You’re planting a seed.
That seed helps print the next Quest Card, host the next community potluck, and fuel the next spell from a 5-foot pink dinosaur who’s done being ignored.
This is how we rematriate. Not with a roar—but with a whisper that lingers.
👉 WEAR THE WORD. CARRY THE FREQUENCY. BECOME THE LAW.
• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz./yd.² (183 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• 1 × 1 micro rib
• Pre-shrunk
• Stretch fit
• Mid-length
• Thick straps
• Scoop neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This isn’t a t-shirt.
It’s a wearable declaration.
A soft, pink battle flag for those done fighting with fists and ready to win with joy.
Featuring Picklesaurus reigning serene in her bubble bath — because revolution doesn’t have to be loud to be unstoppable — and the words JOY IS LAW etched below like a sacred command.
Turn around, and find the Wampus Cat printed small but fierce over your heart — a sigil for those who know.
WEAR THIS IF:
*You’re done asking for a seat at a broken table.
*You believe abundance feels like a shared meal, not a stacked wallet.
*You’re ready to block off your street and host a potluck just because.
*You know the most radical thing you can do in a collapsing system is stay soft, stay joyful, and stay connected.
THE FIRST DOLLAR from every sale doesn’t go into a brand — it goes into the WampusVerse Sovereignty Fund.
That means you’re not buying a shirt.
You’re planting a seed.
That seed helps print the next Quest Card, host the next community potluck, and fuel the next spell from a 5-foot pink dinosaur who’s done being ignored.
This is how we rematriate. Not with a roar—but with a whisper that lingers.
👉 WEAR THE WORD. CARRY THE FREQUENCY. BECOME THE LAW.
• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz./yd.² (183 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• 1 × 1 micro rib
• Pre-shrunk
• Stretch fit
• Mid-length
• Thick straps
• Scoop neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
