We Are The Meteor -- Collapsing Systems Canvas Tote

$19.50
Carry your groceries, your scrolls, or your sacred rage in style. This bold black tote features the official Wampus battle cry: "We Are The Meteor" paired with the brutal truth: "Extinction isn't personal. It's historical."

Because we're not here to adapt. We're here to impact. One column at a time.

This bag is perfect for:
*Farmers markets
*Marches
*Mid-collapse errands
*Scrollkeeper rituals
*Avoiding the "nice guy" eye contact at Trader Joe's

Sturdy. Stylish. Unapologetically feral. Join the movement that doesn't whisper warnings–iit crashes through the marble.

"The future wasn't stolen. It was waiting to be written. And we brought a meteor."
~Picklesaurus

• 100% polyester
• 4.13 oz/yd² (140 g/m²)
• Bag size: 16.9″ × 17.5″ (43 cm × 44.5 cm)
• Handle length: 7.7″ (19.5 cm), width 2″ (5 cm)
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Carry your groceries, your scrolls, or your sacred rage in style. This bold black tote features the official Wampus battle cry: "We Are The Meteor" paired with the brutal truth: "Extinction isn't personal. It's historical."

Because we're not here to adapt. We're here to impact. One column at a time.

This bag is perfect for:
*Farmers markets
*Marches
*Mid-collapse errands
*Scrollkeeper rituals
*Avoiding the "nice guy" eye contact at Trader Joe's

Sturdy. Stylish. Unapologetically feral. Join the movement that doesn't whisper warnings–iit crashes through the marble.

"The future wasn't stolen. It was waiting to be written. And we brought a meteor."
~Picklesaurus

• 100% polyester
• 4.13 oz/yd² (140 g/m²)
• Bag size: 16.9″ × 17.5″ (43 cm × 44.5 cm)
• Handle length: 7.7″ (19.5 cm), width 2″ (5 cm)
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!