








What Scares the Patriarchy More – The Grim Reaper or Grandmas With Rage (Red Tee)
from $24.00
Never underestimate the rage of a grandma.
Death comes for everyone. But patriarchy? It’s more scared of a grandma with nothing left to lose. This tee is a tongue-in-cheek curse disguised as a question, the kind of punchline you’ll want to wear long after Halloween passes.
Early coven pricing. $24 today, gone tomorrow.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Death comes for everyone. But patriarchy? It’s more scared of a grandma with nothing left to lose. This tee is a tongue-in-cheek curse disguised as a question, the kind of punchline you’ll want to wear long after Halloween passes.
Early coven pricing. $24 today, gone tomorrow.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Never underestimate the rage of a grandma.
Death comes for everyone. But patriarchy? It’s more scared of a grandma with nothing left to lose. This tee is a tongue-in-cheek curse disguised as a question, the kind of punchline you’ll want to wear long after Halloween passes.
Early coven pricing. $24 today, gone tomorrow.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Death comes for everyone. But patriarchy? It’s more scared of a grandma with nothing left to lose. This tee is a tongue-in-cheek curse disguised as a question, the kind of punchline you’ll want to wear long after Halloween passes.
Early coven pricing. $24 today, gone tomorrow.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!